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mlgspacememe: jamtastik: thighetician: kinghispaniola: If...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:10:56 -0400

jamtastik:

thighetician:

kinghispaniola:

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

Apex predators

Yooooo

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

elionking: eveshka: Chosen. If this were to happen to me i...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:09:54 -0400

elionking:

eveshka:

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

murderxbaby: one-for-all-plus-ultra: fangs-and-talons: teradoration: terfyfem: ignis-divine-ele...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:09:13 -0400

murderxbaby:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

fangs-and-talons:

teradoration:

terfyfem:

ignis-divine-eleison:

wigpisser:

magikpelvis:

jover2013:

virbro:

werewolfblake:

homiedepot:

scottandhiskind:

cocolovesorcs:

teradoration:

Monsters whose orgasms last a lot longer than a human’s. They shudder and squirt for minutes at a time, hips jerking, mouth wide open, and since you’re done already you might as well sit back and enjoy the show.

Ya know, enjoy the show.

Me as my monster boyfriend cums on me for 12 minutes and 43 seconds straight

@sodomymcscurvylegs

@gigglestick

@megaabomasnow

Literally all of you are going to hell

what the hell is this my body is shivering

The fuck I just read

This just keeps getting more hilarious

God I love it

why would you willingly wish us to go to hell? you know whats there? big sexy ass demons

Yet y’all lost your mind over a little raptor blow job.

greekedtext: 2-face: madamebomb: cephalotodd: we should make fun of americans more. why dont their...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:02:24 -0400

greekedtext:

2-face:

madamebomb:

cephalotodd:

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

this callout is completely deserved

thetequiladiaries: whencartoonsruletheworld: “The Most Popular...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:00:44 -0400

thetequiladiaries:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

“…OK well, good luck.”

adamisstillinhellthankstoyou:I found out from the Russo what...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:40:24 -0400

adamisstillinhellthankstoyou:

I found out from the Russo what exactly what was going to happen

thigh-high-senpai: one day we’ll all realize that female characters can be strongly written and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:39:58 -0400

thigh-high-senpai:

one day we’ll all realize that female characters can be strongly written and have large chests at the same time

nomadssteverogers:My boy Colossus really went and got himself...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:38:39 -0400

nomadssteverogers:

My boy Colossus really went and got himself some Starbucks, right before the battle. #iconic

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:31:26 -0400

biochromium:

pr1nceshawn:

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

exactly 1 minute ago i had absolutely no idea what the plants sesame seeds and peanuts came from look like and i am shocked and surprised

jemthecrystalgem: neptunes-salty-butthole: cheshiretiffy: pats-a-lats: Things just transpired in...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:29:32 -0400

jemthecrystalgem:

neptunes-salty-butthole:

cheshiretiffy:

pats-a-lats:

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

Holy shit.

This is glorious

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:26:20 -0400

dailytweets:

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:26:01 -0400

dailytweets:

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:25:44 -0400

wizardtwins: holy shit every single time justin posts about...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:25:40 -0400

wizardtwins:

holy shit every single time justin posts about charlie it’s a banger

that little girl is going places

maxiesatanofficial: I’m ending the debate once and for all Fahrenheit is better than Celsius...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:14:52 -0400

maxiesatanofficial:

I’m ending the debate once and for all

Fahrenheit is better than Celsius because you can truthfully see that it’s 69° outside and go “nice” rather than immediately collapsing from heat exhaustion

just-shower-thoughts: It’s basically impossible to move your eyes smoothly unless they’re...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:14:44 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

It’s basically impossible to move your eyes smoothly unless they’re unfocused, but Superman’s heat vision moves perfectly smoothly when he turns his head. Either Kryptonians have incredible control over their eye movements, or Superman is just blindly firing lasers out of his eyes.

damnnmilkovich:🏳️‍🌈 happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:13:21 -0400

damnnmilkovich:

🏳️‍🌈 happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:13:02 -0400

How big is your dick?

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:12:45 -0400

I got the one inch tbh.

psych2go: Read Full Article Here: 5 Habits to Boost Self...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:04:55 -0400

psych2go:

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